No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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