he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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