naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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