oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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