No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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