There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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