if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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