Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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