hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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