Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just had sex on a roof
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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