she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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