Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just want nice things and good sex
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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