There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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