So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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