Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Alive.
So much puke
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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