How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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