Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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