Me too!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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