Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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