And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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