you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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