im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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