when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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