did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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