he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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