I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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