Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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