Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
