dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
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These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.