We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.