Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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