Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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