I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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