Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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