just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
