Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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