the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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