They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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