College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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