Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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