I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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