don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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