Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
