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  My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand

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• (206): View more from Washington

  tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I have bits of ceiling fan all over now

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way

  (407): View more from Florida

  As long as that's not his name for his dick.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday

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