I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.