she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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