Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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