I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just want to make out with him forever
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'm always down for nudity.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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