Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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