Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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