i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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