I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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