And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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