turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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