I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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